Aug
3
Summer Vacation
Ninety-Six Degrees.
Ballsac, say hello to thigh.
The pleasure is mine.
Haikus from the Balls of My Soul
The plural of haiku is haiku. Or is it? (It is).
Want to email me questions or comments that I will almost definitely delete before reading?
Yes, of course I do.
Apr
27
Will You Marry Me?
And So I Humbly
Ask You To Take My Hand And
Be My First Ex-Wife.
Apr
23
Summer Picnic
It Itches Down There.
Uh Oh.. Here Comes Some Public
Deep Asshole Scratching.
Apr
17
A Love Letter.
Dearest Internet,
Thanks For The Endless Supply
Of Disturbing Porn.
Apr
15
Racquetball
Meeting of The Balls.
One Rubber, The Other Flesh.
Should Have Worn A Cup.
Apr
14
This is awesome:
Dear supbitch (I will assume that is your given name) -
Thank you very much for reblogging me. That means a lot. And I’m not just saying that because you’re an Asian chick (yes I am).
“No, No. Of Course Not.
I Normally Date White Girls.”
Of Course, I’m Lying.
An open letter to Heidi from the Hills
Too Much Collagen
Have Made Your Lips Look Like A
Puckering A**hole.
(Also, you really shouldn’t marry Spencer. Your mom is right.)
This is not a haiku.
Help me make this sh*t famous.
Tell your friends about this site.
Blog about it.
Tell your friends about blogging about it.
Blog about telling your friends about it.
Full circle, bitches.
Apr
12
Time Heals All Wounds.
Whoever Said That
Never Had Genital Warts.
These Things Are Awful.
Apr
11
Facebook Friend.
Your Pics From The Beach
Provided for A Hefty
Spank Bank Deposit.
Honesty - Not the Best Policy.
“This Whole Night Was A
Series of Lies Designed To
Get You To Blow Me.”
Suicide Hotline Fail.
“Go Ahead, Then. Jump.”
Reverse Psychology Is
Not That Effective.
Juno - a movie review.
Call Me Crazy, But
I Swear I Would Rather Watch
A Live Abortion.
Apr
8
Locker Room.
Old Fat Naked Man,
That Towel Has A Purpose.
Cover Your Old Balls.
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